The story of the 7/11 hot dog: Jeff one time was drunk at the 7/11 gas station tried to get a chilli dog and redbull combo but they were out of chilli dogs so he picked out a different type of hot dog and asked to get the deal still. The cashier at the 7/11 who he had known since he was still a reckless teenager was very rude toward him and told him No, that he would have to buy the chilli dog with it to do the deal and that made jeff a bit mad. So the cashier at the 7/11 told him to leave or he would call the police. Jeff came around the counter and said "You're going to call the police? I will do that for you!" and in a fit of rage ran around the clerks station and dialed the numbers 9-1-1.

"Nine. One. One. There!" Jeff screamed. He then left and slammed the door, which inadvertently shattered the glass on the door. Jeff was on his way home when he started to feel a little bad for what he did to the poor gas station mad, and realized he was a little drunk so it might've been unfair, so Jeff turned around to go back and apologize. He walked back all the way to the 7/11, However, unfortunately for Jeff the police were there and the gas station clerk said "There he is! That's the guy!".

"oh brother here we go" jeff mumbled and attempted to explain to the 2 officers and the attendant that he had just come back to apologize. But no bueno. The cops took him in and the clerk from the 7/11 placed charges on jeff for the shattered door.

While handcuffed and being walked to his cell through the city jail, an officer behind him holding his wrist, Jeff made a movement that was very unfortunate. He tried to turn around and apologize for the inconvenience he was responsible for, though the cop with the hand on his wrist read that as a move to try and attack or escape and threw him into the wall, backwards. Jeffs pinky was up and ended up hitting the wall with his weight all on that one pinky. It was very painful. Jeff got in his cell, with some other inmates all playing cards and slept for the night, to be released the next day.